I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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