He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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