Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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