I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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