She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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