didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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