apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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