nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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