Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Bring me that man meat
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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