Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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