normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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