U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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