we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS