Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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