guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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