Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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