addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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