I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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