we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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