: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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