be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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