Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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