around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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