I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!