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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

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(650): Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm http://tfl.nu/tho2

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after a month anything with tits is on the radar

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(832): after a month anything with tits is on the radar http://tfl.nu/wbqo

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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?

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(509): I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have? http://tfl.nu/03l6

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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(307): i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer http://tfl.nu/m2mn

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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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(517): Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair http://tfl.nu/ktbm

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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.

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(323): Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy. http://tfl.nu/58l0

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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.

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(415): We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly. http://tfl.nu/2ljg

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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother

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(970): they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother http://tfl.nu/e7je

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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

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I am both scared and jealous.

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(610): Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption. (201): I am both scared and jealous. http://tfl.nu/hrb8

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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.

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(719): hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year. http://tfl.nu/9tpx

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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.

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(206): LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat. http://tfl.nu/zl1y

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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

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(757): You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat http://tfl.nu/abhh

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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?

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(303): Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night? http://tfl.nu/dyw8

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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement

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Dude you were ten when he graduated

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Wahoowaaaaaaa

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(434): I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement (1-434): Dude you were ten when he graduated (434): Wahoowaaaaaaa http://tfl.nu/vark

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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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(410): Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience. http://tfl.nu/sg6n

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