we made out on top of his cat.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.