He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.