oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Alive.
So much puke
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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