I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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