party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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