just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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