If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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