he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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