just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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