Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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