ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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