I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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