I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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