Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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