Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
