white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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