69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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