Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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