I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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