Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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