that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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