what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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