Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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