that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
