i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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