The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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