Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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