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That's how twitter works, right?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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