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Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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