Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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