My hand turned me down
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize